The Rangers are on the brink of elimination by the Washington Capitals on Mother’s Day. That’s just wrong. In this crazy hockey orb we all inhabit, we come across some really funny people. One of my Facebook/HockeyRodent friends, Chris Pell, posted this sentiment this morning. I’d like to share it with you:
“The Washington Capitals don’t even have Mothers. They hatch from spores, and live off rain water and mold. The Rangers can’t lose to these freaks on Mother’s Day. Do it for Mrs. Stepan!”
Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers out there, especially to the all the hockey moms. Without the Mrs. Staals, Mrs. Callahans, Mrs. Lundqvists and Mrs. Stepans of the world where would the Rangers be?
Mrs. Richards and Mrs. Nash need to call their sons and tell them to get their acts together and pot a few plants for them for Mother’s Day.
Congratulations to Jack Capuano and the New York Islanders and all their mothers. They put together a hell of a season and a respectable playoff run. Next year can only get better for them.
I offer no congratulations to the Pittsburgh Penguins. They also were hatched from spores…
Let’s Go Red Wings!
LET’S GO RANGERS!!!