Where do people sit who just want to watch the game? Is there a section in any stadium for us? Invariably you either have to sit in a section with obnoxious, loud drunks or you have to sit in a No Alcohol Section with a bunch of squirming, annoying little children. 

Last night I went to the Met game and paid $5.00 each for two seats in the upper deck. I opted for the “No Alcohol” Section because I do not like sitting near beer swilling drunks. No sooner had we sat down when a swarm of little boys and their chaperon dads arrived. Seriously, there had to be about 30 boys ranging in age from 10-12. At any given time, 5 or 6 of them were crawling all over the section. It was like sitting in the middle of a pile of Mexican jumping beans. By the third inning, we elected to move down to an empty section of upper boxes.

No sooner had we sat down there but an usher came over. He asked to see our tickets. I told him we had moved down from Section 16 because we couldn’t enjoy the game surrounded by 30 disruptive and annoying little boys. The usher looked up and over at Section 16. He told us it was okay to sit there and left us alone. After the usher left, we noticed the group of young men sitting across the aisle. There were several dozen empty beer bottles at their feet. As the game went on their obnoxiousness level increased commensurately with their alcohol consumption. Profanities galore.  You know the drill.

There is no happy medium for the average working stiff. If you sit in the cheap seats, you  have to put with “the great unwashed”. This is why it’s good to be rich. One can insulate oneself from the rabble by sitting in expensive seats. They have plenty of security to shut the drunks up and to make the kiddies sit down and behave themselves. Their parents won’t.

I listen to Boomer and Carton on WFAN in the morning. I like Boomer. He’s a Ranger fan. He gives hockey more time then most of the other “personalities” on the Fan.  Craig Carton is only barely tolerable and, with his whining voice, only slightly less obnoxious the Chris “the Mad Dog” Russo.

Boomer and Carton were sitting in the cushy blue seats behind home plate tonight watching the game. They had the VIP seats. They were probably comped. It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. Anyway, they are being interviewed by the young blond guy who does the  color interviews at the Met games.  Carton turns around as tells his kid to pipe down and dammit, the kid actually listens to him!  How refreshing! 

Too bad the obnoxious, foul mouthed drunks don’t have a parent with them at games to tell them to sit the hell down and shut the hell up. When the Mets actually play well and win, one has a higher annoyance threshold for bad behavior. However, the assaults to one’s sensibilities from “the fans” make staying at home and watching on television a more attractive option.

Even though the Rangers are out of the playoffs, there is still plenty of hockey to watch. Break Up Day for many Ranger fans means popping on to their favorite message boards for some hot stove buzz. Not this hockey fan. I am intrigued by each Conference Final. The best part of watching the rest of the playoffs is that I can enjoy it without that knot in the pit of my stomach. I do not have a vested interest in who wins or loses. This makes makes for dispassionate, calm viewing. No pressure, just fun.

Sure, Ranger fans still viewing may have their preferences as to the outcome of each series. Personally, I would like to see the Flyers take down the Penguins and the Red Wings give the Stars the gate. I want the Flyers to take down the Penguins because of the bad taste left in my mouth after the Rangers series with Sid the Squid diving and whining. But this Flyer team should be less loathsome to Ranger fans than anytime since its inception. The tainted paw prints of Bobby Clarke are finally off this franchise. 

The 2007-2008 Flyers are a rags to riches story that the NHL should be selling the hell out of. Paul Holmgren and the coaching staff have done a tremendous job with this team. The Flyers are in the Eastern Conference final one year after finishing dead last in the league. They had to fight tooth and nail just to make the playoffs. They played a terrific series to eliminate Ovechkin and the Capitals in the first round of the playoffs. The Flyers then defied all odds by eliminating the mighty Montreal Canadians in five games.

What can you say about the Detroit Red Wings? Year in and out they finish at the top of the league for a reason. From their owner on down, this is the classiest organization in the NHL. While they haven’t won the Stanley Cup since 2002, they have won the President’s Trophy four times since. What the Wings have more them any other team in the league is balance. Even if the Wings are down by three goals in a game, you can never count them out.

In the first of the Conference finals games, the Wings trounced Dallas. It was a pretty embarrassing game which the Red Wings won 4-1. It was like watching the Red Wings take Turco and the Stars to hockey school. While some may think total domination is boring, the vacationing Rangers should do themselves a favor and watch the Red Wings powerplay.  They could learn much.

I’ll be checking in here to comment on these playoffs as they move forward. I am rooting for the Red Wings to take it all so I can watch the amazing play of Franzen, Datsyuk, Zetterberg, Lidstrom, Holmstrom, Kronwell et. al. well into June. Enjoy the Playoffs!

Continued

With many players becoming unrestricted free agent on July 1, the burning question becomes who will return in September. Let’s do this alphabetically.

Avery

For sure, the Ranger have more wins when Avery is in the lineup then not but at what cost do we resign him. I am not in favor of paying Avery $4million for four seasons. Lacerated spleen aside, he has proven to be injury prone. He disappeared in the second round of the playoffs and unwittingly made the Rangers the laughingstock of the league with his antics in front of Marty Brodeur. Some are saying those antics were worse then Cindy Crosby’s diving. I am not in favor of having an overpaid, loose cannon on the Rangers with no one to reign him in. (Shanahan). I would take him back but no more than $3million tops four years.

Jagr

Anyone who has read this blog before knows that I am not the biggest fan of Jaromir Jagr. Great player, yes. First ballot Hall of Famer, undoubtedly. 2008-2009 New York Ranger, No. I predict Jagr will not come back and I will venture a guess that it is by his design. Jagr’s play during the lion share of the regular season begs the question, did he even want to make his contract triggers?  Would I re-sign him for one year for $5million plus incentives, maybe. But the way I see it, it’s time for the Rangers to bite the bullet and bring up more youth. Spend the money on better defense and maybe another sniper.

Malik

There’s nothing left to say but Adios to Harry. 

Mara

Paul Mara is an enigma to me. He is large enough but not tough enough. He has a decent shot but he doesn’t really shoot a lot. He doesn’t step up. At 29 years of age and coming off a $3million dollar contract, I do not see a raise being warranted. I’d offer him 3 years at $2.5 million only after locking up the best available defensemen out there. (either via trade or free agency.)

Rozsival

The Rangers need to let Rozsival walk. Even if he does come back to be a Ranger killer on some other team, not having him on the Ranger’s is addition by subtraction. I think of all the player’s in the playoffs I am most disappointed by Rozsival.

Shanahan 

If I knew Brendan personally, I would beg him to retire. He has been and always will be my favorite hockey player but it is clearly time for Shanny to hang them up. Because of the Cup, Messier was able to come back to the Rangers and play four dissolute seasons without destroying his legacy. I fear such would not be the case here for Brendan. I am eternally grateful to the Hockey Gods that I got to see him play as a New York Ranger. Now, if the Hockey Gods could just make him Commissioner, all my prayers will be answered.

Go raimh mile a mah agat, Brendan agus Slan.

Straka

Marty Straka has been a player’s player while a New York Ranger but it is time for Marty to follow his heart and go back home and raise his children in the Czech Republic. All the best to a guy with the heart of a lion. 

Strudwick

After seeing Jason Strudwick in a Ranger uniform for the better part of three seasons, I would not be adverse to seeing him come back. He wouldn’t be a big hit on the cap. He has proven to be reliable and willing to play or not play as instructed. Unless or until Baranka, Sauer or Sanguinetti are ready, keeping Strudwick isn’t the worst idea.

I do not wish to even address trading the players we presently have signed. It is an exercise in futility until we see how the Draft pans out and deal with our unrestricted free agents.

Two days have past since the Rangers were eliminated from the playoffs. I finally feel able to put my thoughts into words.

Of course, I am unhappy that the Ranger’s season came to a close on Sunday to such an unworthy opponent. I will make no apology when I say that the Pittsburgh Penguins are unworthy. They are unworthy for no other reason then their poor sportsmanship. They may have talent but they have no class. I guess Crosby really is learning his tricks the feet of Mario Lemieux. I’d bet money he wouldn’t be a whiner or a diver if his mentor were Steve Yzerman.

Gary Bettman and the league want Cindy Crosby and the Penguins to succeed at all costs. They pander to them by allowing the diving and the slew footing to go uncalled. I find that incomprehensible coming from a league straggling behind Nascar and Poker for television viewership. The officiating and the decision making from the war room in Toronto has rendered the product less believable and less palatable than professional wrestling. One needs no better illustration of that then the Ranger/Penguin series.

I am not going to enumerate the uncalled offenses. Everyone saw what happened. Suffice it to say that the next team to play Pittsburgh will have a much easier time because they will know what to expect. I fully expect the Flyers to exact more then a pound of Crosby and the Penguin’s flesh. Let’s hope Darien Hatcher is more successful at it then was Ryan Hollweg.

As far as the play of the Rangers themselves, one need look no further than their nonexistant powerplay. One can’t be disappointed over something they never had. The Rangers had no consistent powerplay all season.  The reason the Rangers had no powerplay is two fold. They did not have anyone to quarterback their powerplay; the Rangers have no one who could honestly be considered an No. 1 NHL defenseman. That is not the coaching staff’s fault nor is it the fault of the players. The only player who has any promise of being a top pair defenseman for the Rangers on the present team is Marc Staal.

Dan Girardi is decent but not top notch. Fedor Tyutin regressed this year. Paul Mara would be a better player if he were tougher and took more shots but he cannot be considered a top pair defenseman. Jason Studwick is better than Backman and Malik but that isn’t saying much. The person I am the most disappointed in is Rozsival. He has a good shot but doesn’t take it. He can hit but he doesn’t. I have a hard time categorizing him as a number two defenseman. The whole kit and kaboodle don’t clear the crease and take out the opposition. The Rangers defense was pretty much useless. With a defense like this, it’s a a miracle they made the playoffs, no less the second round. Yikes, what does that say about the New Jersey Devils.

Tom Renney preached “defense first” without a No. 1 defensemen. That’s like trying to get bread to rise without yeast. Getting a topnotch puck carrying defenseman who can quarterback the powerplay should be Glen Sather’s number one priority this off season. Not re-signing Jagr. Not re-signing Avery.

To be continued….

If  it’s time for me to sing, at least I get to pick the song.

They Can’t Take That Away From Me (words and music by George and Ira Gershwin)

The way you wear your hat
The way you sip your tea
The memory of all that
No, no, they can’t take that away from me

The way your smile just beams
The way you sing off key
The way you haunt my dreams
No, no, they can’t take that away from me

We may never, never meet again
On the bumpy road to love
Still, I’ll always, always keep the memory of

The way you hold your knife
The way we danced till three
The way you changed my life
No, no, they can’t take that away from me
No, they can’t take that away from me

After watching the Rangers play badly on Tuesday and go down 3-0 in this series, walking in to Madison Square Garden last night felt like walking in to a wake. I pride myself on being an honest person. I’ll admit that I thought the Rangers would not prevail last night. 

I give my friends Bobby Granger and Scott Wolke tremendous credit. They never stopped believing. I give no credit to certain of my seatmates from 409 who sold their tickets and bailed on last night’s game. They know who they are. Shame on them. They missed a great game and a lot of fun. I still love you guys anyway.

I felt badly on Tuesday that there were no balloons raining down from Section 409 at the start of the national anthem. Maybe it was bad karma that we failed to do the balloons.  Maybe it was a bad omen that John Amorante didn’t sing the anthem. Ordinarily I am not a superstitious person. I didn’t wear my Canterbury Cross on Tuesday either. It was a triple whammy.

Last night I made sure the balloons went down, the cross was around my neck and I was relieved to see Amorante walk out with the Color Guard to sing.  John was in good voice. Last night I quelled my nerves and commiserated with my Section mates about the Rangers predicament as we blew up a couple of hundred balloons. Keeping busy is the best remedy for anxiety.

The fans in the Garden did not disappoint their team. They were just as loud and brash as they were on Tuesday and during the Devils series. The Rangers didn’t disappoint their fans. Captain Jagr and his team showed their true colors while exposing the Pittsburgh Penguins for the cry babies and poor sports they are.

Evgeni Malkin slew footed Mara twice at the end of the game. That’s a suspendable offense. Predictably, there was no call by the on ice officials and no comment by the NHL. This same cheap shot artist was awarded a penalty shot on a phantom penalty. He was pushed in the back by the stickless hands of Ranger defenseman Dan Girardi. The puck forced in the net by Malkin’s diving body was declared a no goal. Malkins penalty shot attempt was soundly foiled by our Vezina candidate. Boo-hoo Pengiuns.  

Last night, no Ranger committed an egregious error or took a bad penalty that resulted in a goal. The Rangers played their game and Henrik Lundqvist posted a shut out. Amorante may have sang but this fat lady didn’t. The team without home ice advantage has to win two games in the building of them team with it. The Rangers still have to do that. I think they can.

The most important part of the game last night was the Rangers stick salute and the stars of the game, Lundqvist, Jagr and Dubinsky. If last night was the last time we will see this Ranger team on the ice at Madison Square Garden,  at least Ranger fans got to show their appreciation for these players and another successful season.

The Pittsburgh Penguins are now up  in this semi-final series 2-0. The Rangers are in exactly the same position they were in last year against Buffalo. They came home and took the next two off Buffalo and very nearly won game 5 in Buffalo. All is not lost. The Penguins have to win two more games.  

After today’s loss in Pittsburgh, I read things on some message boards and websites saying “the Rangers didn’t deserve to win this game”. Are these people kidding me? These people are Ranger fans? What a crock of BS. These so called fans should read the Event Summary for this game before they start writing off  The New York Rangers.

www.nhl.com/scores/htmlreports/20072008/ES030222.H…

The Rangers did score a goal which was prematurely and wrongly whistled off. The Rangers slowed the Penguins down and forced them to play their game. The difference was that the Rangers couldn’t score on the powerplay. The Pens did. That’s it.  Some “fans” out there are making it sound like The Pens shellacked the Rangers 10-0. I can’t believe that people buy into the hype moronic NBC commentators like Pierre MacGuire and Mike Milbury are peddling.

Let’s look at the Stats to determine if the Pens outplayed the Rangers, shall we?

The Rangers were 0 for 7 on the PP. The Pens were 1 for 6. Big Deal. The Rangers had 26 shots. The pens had 32. Big Deal. The Rangers won 65% of the face offs. Each team was credited with 28 hits. Numbers don’t lie. They didn’t outskate us. They didn’t really outshoot us. The one bounce we needed didn’t go our way.

What would “Fans” who say the Rangers didn’t deserve to win this game have us do, go to the game on Tuesday with White Flags and Placards saying ” We Surrender Sidney”? 

The Rangers CAN come into the Garden on Tuesday and start fresh in front of their home crowd. They CAN take the next two games from  Cindy the Diver and the Penguins. They did it last year against the projected Stanley Cup Champion Buffalo Sabres. They CAN do it again.

We got the Penguins right where we want them, in MSG.

IT AIN’T OVER TILL THE FAT LADY SINGS AND THIS FAT LADY  AIN’T SINGING.

LET’S GO RANGERS!

The Ranger’s had Sid the Squid and the Penguins down 3-0 and then decided to start pitching a no hitter.  They stopped hitting. Every single player on the Rangers decided to stop checking and most importantly to stop hitting. No one moreso then the defense. 

Renney should have called a time out after the second quick goal, scored by none other then Ranger killer Pascal Dupuis. I was really surprised he didn’t. Therrien sends out Laraque and Gill to bang some bodies and the game turned around.

The winning goal was scored on a weak call on Straka which was accentuated by a diving Crosby. If we are going to get called just brushing against the Squid, we should make it worth it and really lay the smacketh down on him. Make him hurt every time he touches the puck.

This was an unnecessary and another embarrassing loss for the Rangers.  We always hear the players spout the diatribe about the having to play the full 60 minutes. They didn’t take their own advice tonight. 

The Rangers were outhit by the Penguins. Outhit by the Penguins.

My mother always told me if you can’t something nice about someone, don’t say anything at all. I guess Marty Brodeur’s and Sean Avery’s mothers never told them that. To add insult to the injury of Marty Brodeur’s refusal to shake Sean Avery’s allegedly proffered hand, the name calling and vitriol afterward was just unnecessary.

When I say Avery’s alleged proffered hand, I mean that what I saw was the weakest effort on the part of Avery to put out his hand out and the total lack of respect by Brodeur to not even look to see if Avery’s hand was there to shake. And you know the cameras were going to be focused on them both. Stan Fischler alluded to the handshake before the game, and in so many words said  he would be shocked if both players went against tradition.  I guess it’s not the first time Stan’s been shocked.

Afterward, when questioned about the  incident, Avery called Brodeur “Fatso” and Brodeur said something to the effect that he would not shake the hand of someone he doesnt like. They both need to get over themselves. Most of the guys going through the handshake line are just going through the motions anyway. It begs the question, tradition aside, why not make the handshake the option of the players. Why be hypocritical? If one guy doesn’t want to shake another guys hand, let him take a pass.

With a very few exceptions, Scott Gomez embracing his old teammates and Kevin Weekes’ old teammates embracing him, I saw precious little love lost. I am glad the cameras focused first on the coaches moment together. Renney and Sutter behaved like gentlemen. Sutter’s congratulations and Renney’s acceptance are what hockey should be all about. I didn’t hear any sour grapes come out of Sutter’s mouth after it was all over, either. 

All series long, the majority of the Rangers had nothing but deference for their opponent and gave the Devils credit for their hard play. There was no whining about officiating, no threats to run their players and goaltender.  In truth, the only people on either side that were disrespectful were Marty and Avery. 

I’m glad to be going on to the second round. Who will be Avery’s next target, Crosby? Can’t see that happening. Sidney is the league’s golden boy.  Stay tuned for the ongoing drama that is “The Sean Avery Show”.

Much has been made about the noise level at MSG. Sometimes, it’s deafening. Sometimes the place becomes as silent as a church. I have read comments on hockey blogs, Montreal ’s in particular and even some Ranger boards, accusing MSG fans of not getting behind their team this season, not cheering. One criticism cites that Ranger fan support collapses when they get scored on. When another team scores, it let’s the air out of the tires of the Garden faithful.

Sure Ranger fans go crazy when their team scores a goal. Ranger fans don’t hesitate to get on the Refs for bad calls and non-calls. But, when the Rangers get scored on or are behind, the crowd can get awful quiet. The thing that the viewing audience doesn’t seem to understand is the symbiotic relationship between the team and the crowd. If fan support was measured by brain scans and not vocal vociferousness, the readings would be off the charts.

When I asked my esteemed seatmate, Bob D, why he thought the crowd goes quiet, he said he attributes crowd silences to nerves, plain and simple. The fans are intently watching the game and willing the boys to play well and score goals, for Henrik to make the saves. We are all concentrating  hard on the play. It’s difficult to be that mentally engaged in the game and be a cheerleader, too.  Hell, I have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time.

So, next time if it seems the fans in the Garden are falling down on the job, that they are not vocally supporting the team, think of how you are feeling watching the game on TV. If you have a knot in your stomach, think how big the collective knot of 18,200 fans must be. It’s hard to cheer with your heart in your mouth.

At the end of the game last night, a stranger sitting behind me told me to keep up the good work, to keep leading the cheers.  Turns out he is a transplanted Ranger fan from LA who knows me from HockeyRodent and this blog. I am so glad he got to sit in 409 and see a great victory by the Rangers. Glad I went easier on the swearing, too…

Let’s Go Rangers!